Ask not for whom the bell tolls

cantankerousbagofbones:

wifeofnergal:

how do i put this delicately???

image

yeahhh….

god i’m getting old though

i dont want that to hurt the baby

guess it’s time to dig out the maternity stuff i wore when i was pregnant with junior

heh, nergal’s probably going to have a heart…

Dats an image i’ll never get out me head.

If Nergal runs, i’ll bring me him back.

*bites your face*
Anonymous

Hope you broke your teeth trying to bite threw solid bone.

Bwhahahahahahaaaa

so uhhhhh

wifeofnergal:

how do i put this delicately???

yeahhh….

god i’m getting old though

i dont want that to hurt the baby

guess it’s time to dig out the maternity stuff i wore when i was pregnant with junior

heh, nergal’s probably going to have a heart attack when i tell him.  i went to the doctor because i thought i had the flu and he said “nope, you’re almost a month pregnant”

am i excited?  sure i am.

i swear if i lay another egg though. 

How you managed to lay an egg is anyones guess mon.

It’s like the tentacle impregnated you. (I’ve seen tentacle porn, bleck).

Congratulations are in order!!!

I cannot wait to see Nergal reaction.

Poop
Anonymous

Billy, is dis you?

intheshadows-s:

Can a heart still be broken once it stopped beating?

snowrayvn152:

#lol #halloweenfunny #skeleton

snowrayvn152:

#lol #halloweenfunny #skeleton

mythicarticulations:

Chupacabra in a Can. Now with wings! What more could you want?

Available in our Etsy shop.

hungryforhugs:

STALKER SASQUATCH